cheezits, mtn dew, and no sleep

Apr 23

zac-nephron:

but like if you think about it, 1000 hugs from 10000 lightning bugs is kinda a shitty ratio… for every bug that hugs you there are 9 flying around just wondering a) why doug is hugging that strange large thing and b) why their asses are on fire

Apr 23

Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.

yogmodsmerry:

specialrumble:

image

Have never reblogged something so quick in my goddam life

Apr 23

rejectnormality:

thatdapperoctopus:

greekceltic:

Sam the Cat with Eyebrows and a Permanent Worried Face

You’ll have to excuse this unrelated reblog. I have just never laughed so hard I almost swallowed my hair

oh my god

i need one

Apr 23
drippingstarlight:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER


Hahahaha I cannot stop laughing send help

wtf-do-i-call-it

drippingstarlight:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

Hahahaha I cannot stop laughing send help

wtf-do-i-call-it
Apr 23
naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

Apr 23
venin666:

True neutral…yep..sometimes lawful neutral

venin666:

True neutral…yep..sometimes lawful neutral

Apr 23

fail-over-fail:

donttellmytitswhattodo:

fail-over-fail:

dicktho:

oh you said presents… guess I should get rid of all these pheasants… sorry for ruining your 6th birthday, son

you can send all those peasants back to the fields, too

Damnit dad i said i wanted a plesant birthday

oh .. so no crescents, then?

And you can send the residents home too.

Apr 23

fail-over-fail:

dicktho:

oh you said presents… guess I should get rid of all these pheasants… sorry for ruining your 6th birthday, son

you can send all those peasants back to the fields, too

Damnit dad i said i wanted a plesant birthday

Apr 23
Apr 23

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME